Besides a Walrus, of course. That’s too easy.

Red is not a kind color to Andy Reid. It does nothing to hide his less than stellar physique. It does the opposite, it enhances him into a giant red…well a giant red lots of things. Lets look at a sample of things Andy Reid looks like.

clifford

Clifford the Big Red Dog!
Easybutton

The Staples easy button!

hairmonster

 

That hair monster guy from Bugs Bunny

Koolaidman

 

The Kool Aid Man. Ohh yeaaaaaah.

Redballoons

99 Red Balloons

tomato

A Giant Tomato!

Topper

Whatever the hell the University of Western Kentucky’s mascot is supposed to be

jupiter

Jupiter’s big red spot