Real football is back. Oh thank goodness. But lingerie football season is just about to end. You might have objections but anything that produces that celebration can't be all bad. Roger Goodell don't truck those kind of antics. He'd have these women put on some clothes then teach them what it means to protect the shield.
Also, I would advise this woman to wipe more thoroughly in the future. Skidmarks ain't sexy.
All right. See everybody on Sunday. It's gonna be great.