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"LOLNFL: Week 3 2013"
The last time there were that many browns clinging to a viking it involved not using the charmin properly.
It’s like trying to rub peanut butter out of a shag carpet!
The face I make with Christian Ponder as my team’s quarterback is the one with the whisky bottle stuck in it.
Have you tried this new 2 Gingers stuff the guy from Kierans? I’m really digging it
/assumes you live in the twin cities
I don’t, but I always appreciate a good whiskey recommendation. And at this goddamn rate I’m going to need a lot of it this year.
@Picketts — …so basically your “O” face, right?
…makes sense. Ponder is steadily fucking the Vikes.
@ Picketts I do the Whiskey Face, The Vomit Face, then the Whiskey Face again. I’ll have to give 2 Gingers a shot. Several shots.
#2. I love how the fans have turned on B-GRIFF already.
HOW DARE YOU COME BACK EARLEE AND PLAY HURT (BADLEE)! WHY CAN’T YOU JUST SIT ON THE BENCH SO I CAN CRITICIZE YOU FOR MILKING YOUR CATASTROPHIC KNEEEE INJUREEE?
DO SOMETHEENG COOCH SHANNY!
Its because he’s a black qb, if he was white the media would be all over him for being terrible after a second catastrophic knee injury as a result of playing on the worst turf this side of mileys pubic region. But since the media never critiqued RG Knee (see I call him RG knee because he hurt his knee) properly now they are trying to make up for lost time.
Honestly I think its time for the Rex Machine to lead another ailing franchise to the superbowl.
Wait…so the media wanted him to succeed BECAUSE he’s a black qb? OHMIGOD RUSH WAS RIGHT!!! No wonder all the smart white guys who know everything listen to him say the same 3 things every single day for the past 20 years!
START COLT MCCOY
START GLENNON- ups, too late
As is the case in most things sonofspam, the media is out to get white people. I mean with a guy like Tom Brady, or Peyton Manning the announcers are constantly talking about all the bad decisions they make, because its acceptable to critique white QBs.
But like Micheal Vick, RG3, or Blain Gabbert, and no one says anything about their mechanics being off, or that they play sloppy, or they stop during half time to eat fried chicken. Its ridiculous.
I mean Pryor and Wilson both got a start over Matt Flynn because of racism. Study it out.
@judas – Took me a second. Well done, and ROLL DAMN TIDE
The problem with satire is that sadly reality matches up. I’m sure on certain corners of the internet you’ll find people who actually think that kind of garbage.
That being said, god damn EJ start throwing some TD passes or something, the bills lost to the fucking Jets and Geno Smith, THE FUCKING JETS!
+1: I really love a good trolling and you sir are good at what you do. Well done.
We really should make it a rule that KSK’ers must follow thoughts like that with “no offence.” It protects us from ourselves people.
judas, that was some graduate level trolling right there. I just had to say it. this one’s for you……. Roll DAMN Tide. ROLL DAMN TIDE!
Brees starting off as the “Y” in YMCA.
More like Tyrion Mathieu am i right?
u r rite
#3: Marmalard WOULD say that…
Huh? WHAT? FUCK YOU ATHEIST HEATHEN!
/I’d be surprised if he wasn’t saying it
Bit o’ Honey Badger.
I want Christian Ponder to go away. And go away hard. I’m sick of all the fumbles and interceptions and McNabbisms.
We feel your pain… well, as a Bears fan my inner-self is laughing mostly, but you see where I’m going.
I believe the answer is in your screen name. Oh dear god I hope that happens.
My favorite part about the RG3 “controversy” is local Foreskin fans bitching about Ravens’ fans bragging about the SB win.
Seriously? The same fan base who was convinced that the name on the back of Griffin’s jersey should be “Christ” after his first TD pass last year.
My favorite NFL complaint are fans whining about how loud it is at Qwest field. Apparently its also too loud at candlestick too you big bitches.
Redskins fans (much to my chagrin) have always hated their QBs. Didn’t matter how good they were, how much they did, one or two bad showings and it was time to “Bench that bum, COOCH! COLT BRENNAN 4LYFE!”
LaserFace would ask Jesus to review the previous play, wouldn’t he?
Might take a few days.
He’ll be back in 3 days to let you know what he decided. In the meantime, let’s color these eggs…
Holy shit, those last two are brilliant.
You know the story ‘footsteps’? the one where you and God are walking side by side and at the worst times in your life there’s only one set of footsteps because at those times he carried you?
There’s another version of this story, it’s called the Minnesota Vikings version where there’s just one pair of footsteps the whole way. And if you look in the distance you can see AP running by himself with about 80 other guys on his shoulders.
80 seems a little high.
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