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"LOLNFL 2013: Week 2"
brian cushing is a star
Defiantly NOT on steroid’s…
A big, bright, shining star?
Defiantly not on steroids huh? Not just not on them, but DEFIANTLY not on them!
His dueling pistol fires blanks… since he got that operation.
Kendricks was unaware that Willy Mo is always ready. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LaHEWc-xkc
Pic 3… Bills fan in Super Bowl 28 T-shirt…. ummmmmmm
Unfortunately as a Bills fan that was the 1st thing I noticed too…
Jason Garrett demands satisfaction indeed
STERNLY WORDED LETTER: The next person who Rolls Tide as harf as the Tide was Rolled in the previous post is going to get a face full of “Hail to the Victors”. You have been warned.
“harf” being an appropriate misspelling
Once the Tide was Rolling, I had no cherce.
Will various phrases such as “Hail to the Chief” or “In the event of a water landing, use your seat as a floatation device.” be acceptable responses?
Hoover dam! I’m just working my way through the comments now.
Too bad THE BEN didn’t go to Michigan so we could say HARF! To the victors!
I’m convinced that PFTC occasionally trolls his own posts under a fake name.
Do I even want to look?
Yes. The tide was rolling strong
I would have gone for more of a Charlie Brown (or George Michael) on the Meriweather one; perhaps have Snoopy dancing in the background.
#4 needs one of those gif treatments that shows the ball carrier’s body exploding as he is being FINISHED MK style.
#7 is all kinds of hilarious as this idiot should be fined and suspended for knocking himself out with that helmet to helmet hit.
Christian Ponder later kept the ball from #9, the first one he’d ever thrown where a defensive back couldn’t make a play on it. He stays up at night cherishing that ball. Turfy, he calls it, because it fell harmlessly to the ground. “Incomplete, they called you. Well, YOU complete ME,” he says. Then Adrian Peterson comes in and tells him it’s time for bed, and Ponder takes Turfy upstairs with him, and climbs between the sheets of the bed that Peterson has made up for him. And Peterson tells him everything is going to be okay, and not to worry about anything, because he, Peterson, will take care of everything, and tucks Ponder in. Then he pats Ponder on the head, and turns out the lights, and goes downstairs. And then Ponder shits everywhere.
Excellent narrative. I would buy this book if it came with illustrations and somehow included Samantha Ponder in lingerie.
Actually the Samantha Ponder in lingerie would be fine, you can leave out everything else.
The Texans mascot, “Shades of Owen Hart”
I wish Moore had punctuated that spinebuster with either a Ron Simmons “DAMN!” or an Arn Anderson slow throat-slash
Wait. Why is Vladimir Putin helping Meriweather off the field?
SO glad I read all the komments before I said something.
IN RUSSIA BELL RINGS YOU.
I can only imagine how many “Heads Up Football”-sponsored segments we’ll see on next year’s Hard Knocks now. Thanks, Brandon Meriweather!
Damn it, UM. You know damn well the Garrett boys have servants to fetch them their dueling pistols.
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