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In Detroit, you would assume the post-apocalyptic cityscape’s denizens would have learned to both conserve resources and learn to appreciate blips of happiness by now.

You’d think for Lions fans by hanging thirty on the division leader would be the first instance of joy they’d have in months. Ehhh…not so much.

Now I know, brews at Ford Field are the most expensive in the National Football League, but chucking (and missing) Bears tight end Martellus Bennett is one bizarre protest.

Either that’s one disgruntled Lions fan avant-garde protest or the Bear’s tight end’s coach, long have abandoned his team to beat traffic, doubled back to the stadium for one more piece of coaching.

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