My last post with Matt Schaub as a kangaroo got a good response, so I decided to take things one step further. I don’t know if anyone has ever asked what every QB could look like as their team name, but I decided to answer that very question. Because reasons.

Things started off easy enough. Most of the teams are just animals.

Dalton

Gabbert

Flacco

Cam Newton

 

Palmer

Peyton

Bradford

Luck

Ryan

Tuel

Tannehil

stafford

 

Vick

Wilson

Schaub

But after the animals end, things start to get a little harder. It’s not too bad, many of the remaining mascots are human in nature.

Smith

Romo

Ponder

rg3

kaep

Freeman

Flynn

brees

Brady

Eli

Then things started getting really abstract.

Rivers

Rodgers

Weeden

SanchezGeno

BenRoeth

Now I know why no one ever asked that question.

Edit: Apparently Cutler & Locker didn’t load, so here is Jay Cutler and Jake Locker

Cutler

 

Locker