Okay, so football isn't really back this weekend. But I'm willing to pretend. Without football, the poor Texans cheerleaders have been forced to dance in the middle of grocery stores. That's simply no way to cheerlead, my friends. Thank goodness football is coming back. Not for us and our drinking problems. For the cheerleaders.
I want more like this!
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