Jon Gruden is in a new Hooters commercial. There's certainly nothing sexy about that, though it did make me consider the idea of Gruden breaking down tape on porn movies. "LEMME TELL YA, THIS PENETRATION IS SOMETHING! I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT KIND OF BACKSIDE PURSUIT SINCE BRYCE PAUP! MIND IF I TAKE MY PANTS OFF?"
Actual sexy things after the jump.
I want more like this!
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