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THIS NACHO, I CALL HIM LOL BECAUSE ALL HE DOES IS MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH.
Gets me sum NURD GLAZZES…..
Lord please keep Mark Sanchez healthy all season…..’cause I’m pretty sure if given enough time he’ll re-enact that scene from Police Academy where he goes flying completely into a large animal’s anus instead of just running into & bouncing off of one.
THIS MARK SANCHEZ, I CALL HIM EVERYONE I EVER KNEW IN COLLEGE THAT WAS A BUSINESS MAJOR BECAUSE HE GETS GROSSLY OVERPAID TO BE TERRIBLE AT HIS JOB!
I give him a legit 50/50 chance at returning to relevance. Maybe.
THIS GUY NACHO , I CALL HIM EVERYONE I EVER KNEW IN COLLEGE THAT WAS A BUSINESS MAJOR BECAUSE HE DID WELL IN COLLEGE BUT SUCKED IN THE PROS
HIS MARK SANCHEZ, I CALL HIM EVERYONE I EVER KNEW IN COLLEGE THAT WAS A BUSINESS MAJOR BECAUSE HE FAILED MISERABLY AT WHAT HE ORIGINALLY INTENDED TO DO
THIS MARK SANCHEZ, I CALL HIM EVERYONE I EVER KNEW IN COLLEGE THAT WAS A BUSINESS MAJOR BECAUSE HE WORKS FOR A FAT IDIOT WHO’S GOING TO REPLACE HIM WITH SOMEONE YOUNGER, CHEAPER AND SLIGHTLY INFERIOR.
THIS MARK SANCHEZ, I CALL HIM EVERYONE I EVER KNEW IN COLLEGE THAT WAS A BUSINESS MAJOR BECAUSE HE DIDN’T LEARN A DAMN THING IN COLLEGE AND WENT ON TO FAIL AS A PROFESSIONAL
Terrelle Pryor played a LOT of NFL Blitz as a kid.
More like Marc NERDman amirite
/anti-intellectual bears fan
He should wear contacts. Specifically, these contacts :
Holy shit those are some scary contact lenses. I MUST HAVE THEM.
Needs nightmare fuel tag. Jebus.
Fuck, the moutheyes are back.
THIS MARK SANCHEZ, I CALL HIM SHITTY JOHN LENNON SONG ‘CAUSE INSTANT KARMA ALWAYS GETS HIM
THIS MARK SANCHEZ, I CALL HIM WINDOWS VISTA BECAUSE HE FAILS TO ADEQUATELY BOOT UP.
THIS GUY MARK SANCHEZ I CALL HIM NETBURST BECAUSE HE’S SCREWED THE ORGANIZATION OVER FOR YEARS TO COME
THIS MARK SANCHEZ, I CALL HIM NAPSTER BECAUSE HE ALWAYS TAKES HOME THINGS THAT AREN’T LEGAL.
How fucking big are Pryor’s hands/hooks?
Dont know but I am honestly kind of rooting for him. I dont know how the Raiders team became borderline sympathetic to me considering the fanbase but.. maybe he’ll have a nice game or two where the athleticism trumps the interceptions?
Behind the Raiders O-line Flynn will make it maybe one game; Pryor, maybe he can survive.
@Moose If he dies, he dies.
We just know there will be blood…. and backups.
THIS MARK SANCHEZ, I CALL HIM MARC TRESTMAN BECAUSE THEY BOTH FUCK KIDS.
haha Endgame officially reached
…out of their college educations?
Go home, folks. We’re closed for the day.
Slow clap (I’m slow getting to the comments today; sorry Moose).
I was edging too.
Damnit. That was supposed to be a reply to Enrico.
THIS GUY SHARKBAIT I CALL HIM MARK SANCHEZ BECAUSE THEY BOTH SCREW UP WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN
Herm: THERE IS NO COVERAGE FOR DERP!
This is what I think of whenever I see Marc Tressman: http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=294
And so I petition we forever more refer to Tressman as “Mike”. He’s alright.
THIS GUY TERRELLE PRYOR I CALL HIM SIMON BELMONT BECAUSE HE’S A MASTER OF THE DOUBLE JUMP
I’m kind of surprised there hasn’t been a post about this beautiful thing yet (unless there was and I missed it): http://i.minus.com/iF89SbwMzj5t9.gif
Bonus Yakety-Sax edition! http://tinyurl.com/lbyq346
That is fucking brilliant!
My God, that is magnificent.
War über Cardinalisch:
Random Raiders note: Pryor is wearing #2 again. The Raiders encouraged Pryor to wear something other than #2 (his college number) when he first came up. Pundits liked to joke that it was to avoid any sort of association with a Jamarcus Russell curse. My theory, which I firmly believe, is that with all the unsold Russell jerseys to be had at dirt-cheap prices, the Raiders and NFL didn’t want to give fans easy and inexpensive jerseys that just needed a name tag swapped out.
What I’m trying to say is, I hope Pryor does well, so I can finally wear my stupid fucking #2 jersey somewhere besides “Jersey Fridays” at work.
You have “jersey fridays”? Working at Foot Locker must be amazing!
He works in Newark and just misinterpreted something.
Ted Ginn is still alive?
I love that gif
THIS TERRELLE PRYOR, I CALL HIM BASHAR ASSAD, BECAUSE HE’S IN CHARGE OF A CRUMBLING (RAIDER) NATION AND WILL BE RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE.
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