ESPN started letting Chris Berman in the booth for a few NFL games last year and even before it happened, everyone knew it was a terrible idea only meant to infuriate any viewer who tuned in against their better judgment. Well, Berman is regrettably in the booth again this evening for the Chargers-Bears preseason game. And how does he punish us? By cutting to a commercial break following a Donald Butler interception by proclaiming, “The butler did it. In the conservatory. With the candlestick.”

DURRRR. Only the freshest of forced cultural references out of Boomer. There isn’t even a butler character in Clue, you fat, slimy, worthless f*ck.