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The 50th Birthday Roast Of Jon Gruden

Celebrate Jon Gruden’s 50th Birthday With His Very Own Hooters Calendar

By Burnsy / 08.16.13
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Gruden Calendar cover

As Sarah already mentioned this morning, tomorrow is the big 5-0 for Super Bowl Champion coach and Monday Night Football “THIS GUY” Jon Gruden, and I couldn’t miss out on saying, “Happy birthday” to the old fella. Especially not when I’ve been sitting on an exclusive for quite some time, and that secret is that Hooters, the breastaurant that employed Gruden early on in his life, will soon release a special Jon Gruden 50th birthday tribute calendar, as you can see above in that totally not fake banner image.

I was able to get my hands on the first batch of photos from Gruden’s sexy and fun beach photo shoots, and I cannot wait to give this calendar out to all of my co-workers at this year’s UPROXX Christmas party at – where else? – Hooters!

So enjoy this first look at the Gruden calendar, but remember not to judge him too harshly because these images haven’t been completely touched up yet, which is why they might look like below average photoshops. But they’re not.

Gruden Calendar January

Gruden Calendar February

Gruden Calendar March

Gruden Calendar April

Gruden Calendar May

Gruden Calendar June

Gruden Calendar July

Gruden Calendar August

Gruden Calendar September

Gruden Calendar October

Gruden Calendar November

Gruden Calendar December

(All original bikini images via Shutterstock.)

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