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The Falcons won’t have rumble pack technology until their futuristic new stadium is constructed, but in the meantime they can offer their fans a monstrosity of a sandwich at training camp. Behold this unnamed $5 behemoth, featuring pulled pork, mac and cheese, coleslaw, bacon and onion rings. I should describe the ingredients as “piled high” since sandwiches are always described as piled high with things.

Anyway, scrape off the coleslaw and you can sign me up. Hopefully Mike Smith doesn’t get his hands on one because heart attacks.