According to vacationing nugget basin, Peter King, recently arrested Patriots cornerback Alfonzo Dennard leads the league in stupid. At least MAYBE. That’s only because Aaron Hernandez and Vince Young aren’t technically in the league. On the bright side, if DUIs spell the end of his career as a player, he should be immediately welcomed with a in Denver’s personnel department.

— The NFL wants to make it clear that knee and thigh pads are mandatory for players this coming season. Peter King has already sent a memo to Roger Goodell that his knee pad rule be extended to league analysts as well, and could he demonstrate for Rog some time?

— Someone asked DeMarco Murray whether he could rush for 2,000 yards in a season and he replied that he’s capable of anything. That’s a pretty measured response, but football writers are still jumping down his throat because how dare he believe in himself.

— Oh hey, it’s football. That was a thing once upon a time. It already seems like last season ended a decade ago. Through all the killing of time, it’s easy to forget what we’re even missing. With that in mind, here’s the entirety of last season’s NFC Championship Game, posted on YouTube.