Also preferably to wherever Michelle Jenneke is hanging out. She seems fun.
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"Sexy Friday Takes You To The Weekend"
Get down and give me infinity!
Like…I mean…those are…I can’t even…HOLY SHIT!
New rule, if you post something of a Japanese chick with huge boobs you have to provide a name for follow up research.
GIS isn’t working? I can’t tell because my work firewall blocks it.
Her stage name is Fuko; you’d think that wouldn’t get you far in a google search but no, you’ll get a lot of good hits. Just be aware that she never did uncensored porn.
That’s how a chick exploded hers recently, not recommended.
Those are my kind of pushups!
DAMN! Right off the bat with #2. I may not be able to continue for at least 15 minutes.
How many Japs can that group kill?
It would not be fair to the nips.
If the dude’s shirt were red and pants grey I would swear it was an old Race Bannon Adventure cover.
Ha! I’m old.
The proto Brock Samson. An ignominious end for old Race Bannon…
All of those chicks have real boobs.
Fan art can be strange.
Spread yo’ legs, arch yo’ back, go up and down, and make it clap!
#7 is hot, but it looks like she’s reading Mary Worth comics.
Oh, God, I noticed the comic. I’m gay, aren’t I?
Did you find Mary Worth to be heroic?
Well, look at this. If you can tell me the color of the tie she’s wearing … THEN you’re gay (NSFW): http://www.derf.com.ar/imgNoticias2013/derf.com.ar_548080_762013_4.jpg
There’s no tie in that picture.
Pfft, that means nothing. Even Apu can’t remember something as simple as the color of a tie.
Pfft, that doesn’t mean anything. Even a convenience store clerk wouldn’t be able to remember what color tie she was wearing either…or even whether she was wearing a tie at all.
Maybe you have a thing for Mary Worth, not gay. If it was, oh, I don’t know, Dick Tracy, gay.
Thanks, Sill. For some reason I can’t seem to post videos anymore. Images are fine, but when I try to post videos (I had even tried to post the exact one that you did) I get a red box. Don’t know what the deal is.
Nah, I think that’s a Byrne Superman. It’s cool.
Besides, I want to build my summer home in her butt-crack.
You guys need to help me with something. Chrissy Teigen is hot and all that, but I tried to follow her on twitter and I thought she sucked. PFTCommenter grammar, combative, and rarely funny, but she is on everyone’s “best of” twitter lists. Apart from her being hot, what am I missing?
Did you look at her picture/video timeline?
It’s a lot better following her on Instagram… Plus, she gave us this! What are you complaining about??
Saw that. You all missed the point, but she is hot and who gives a fuck? Got it.
/reading is hard
But her face, and her crazy psychotic cut your dick off eyes, just don’t fall asleep before she does.
I’d like to get in a polygamous relationship with #3 and #5.
Marriage seems like a big step … howzabout just a threesome?
I broke down and looked at Sexy Friday at the office. I can’t jerk off in here, the office is too tiny. I’ll have to jerk it in the car on the way home, I guess.
Go to the Men’s Room. Either rub it out there, or grab some paper towels. You can slowly rub/rock your way off, sitting at your desk, doing male kegel exercises.
That was you! Worst enterprise car rental counter employee ever.
HEY HEY HEY
I may be a pervert, but I’m not sick enough to work for Enterprise.
I jerk off at work all the time. In fact, #6 got a desk nut just this afternoon.
The bathroom is practically in an office where two guys work – no privacy at all.
Well, then it is time you learn the art of the clandestine desk jerk.
It’s rough on the hand, though, so make sure you stay hydrated so you don’t cramp up.
Good job on non-traditional #15. You have made up for several weeks of bushleague…
Laura Prepon naked topless shower lesbian kissing girl (obviously NSFW): http://martinksk.tumblr.com/post/55272990757/laura-prepon-taylor-schilling-orange-is-the-new
Well, looks like I will be watching Orange is the New Black after all.
Way to bury the lead, Sepinwall.
That is an amazing gif. Prepon looks positively predatory and the image quality is tops.
Looks like I’ll be watching Orange is the New Black after all.
Consider me off that particular fence.
Ooooh. She does sexy librarian well. http://24.media.tumblr.com/83c6b0807a2786ec4fec6961495be3ef/tumblr_mpued20iTJ1qb7s3vo1_1280.jpg
Actually, the kitchen fight in the trailer reminds me of a funny prison story I heard. Women in the kitchen (stay with me), including some big mean bitches and one cute little blonde kind of like the main protagonist in the show except all of the women involved happened to be murderers to some degree.
There were two major forces in the kitchen. Both massive (tall and strong massive) black women. One kept to herself, and the other was a psychotic bitch. She starts giving the blonde the evil eye. It could have been for any reason. She was white; she was technically in there for a more severe conviction; she was liked by the matrons; various reasons.
So the crazy woman who everyone tried to stay away from was at the stove and working in front of a massive cast iron skillet (like a paella skillet) full of grease when the blonde walks by. She grabs the skillet handle and flings all the boiling oil and like twenty pounds of hot cast iron at the blonde.
Well, luckily for the blonde, the other, larger black woman turns and delivers a fucking haymaker that’d knock my ass out for sure. And so everything goes sideways and the blonde is able to dodge just enough not to get scaled and concussed or worse.
Nobody ever mentioned that incident again. It’s not like they alerted the guards. They keep ‘em in the dark and feed ‘em shit like mushrooms. Apparently the only reason the other woman reacted is because she owed the blonde for teaching her how to read.
So I guess the moral of the story is that if you’re not the biggest, meanest fucker you know, it pays to befriend one.
It’s a shame she’s a scientologist.
I’d so date her if she wasn’t.
If Leah Remini can escape, I imagine it’s only a matter of time before we get Hot Donna back in the world.
Nice job with the sexy making this week Ape.
GREAT FUCKING HUSTLE!
It’s right there at the bottom of the page, but:
Something’s wrong with that gif. I tried to scroll down on it so I could see the boobs but it wouldn’t do it.
Let’s get this motherfucker started.
But what if it’s really good fried chicken?
I mean really good.
Better be the best. With waffles
Mad Max approves
Better than fried chicken.
One of the saints to me.
And the obligatory
Think she’s shaved or trim?
Shaved for aerodynamics.
This little girl is too much
Care to add this recent Instagram photo to the pile?
This instagram pic makes me happy
Fuck yeah Friday. Crack the bottle. Jamming to Clutch.
Give us some music, Jimmy J!
Fuck yes, son.
Not only is she faster than me, she would slay me with her beauty.
If she walked into a church it would fall down. How I like it.
This is like peanut butter and chocolate. Linda Lovelace and Amanda Seyfried.
Really – Amanda as Linda Lovelace? Have these people ever seen Linda Lovelace?
Yes I do
Lady of Fire. I’m injecting some personal political opinions here: Shale mining, specifically the Eagle Ford Shale play down here in South Texas is being heralded as a great economic boom. But at what environmental cost? I live in an ultra red state and feel surrounded. And I’m still a Cowboys fan. Fuck.
Yes he did…
Imagine those eyes upon you while fucking. Woah…
Now imagine she’s white!
Sorry S.O.S. I had too.
Hey, that’s great hustle!
/slaps yeah right on the ass, hard
More music. WKJJ1108 on the air
Have we started a musical theme yet?
If you don’t have this on your i-device, you should.
They are always in
I so crushed on her BIG time back in the 90s. I need more rum. I wonder if she’s trim or shaved? Damn…
She is tiny. I could have broken her like a toothpick back then. Had the chance, too.
And I’m 90% she just kept it trimmed back then.
Not sexually breaking her.
But I’ve heard stories.
Love these guys
Driving in my truck out in the desert of west Texas, this shit so rocked.
Always had a soft spot for these guys.
Great fun live.
Cheers, Mr. Ridgeway.
Good stuff there
Looks like my girlfriend.
Loved these guys
No fucking way.
No fucking way what?
Ever see them in concert? Quite good.
Sorry for the delay, Jimmy J. I was quite hammered last night. I couldn’t even find the link.
Fucking love these guys.
Fuck yes, love these guys. I saw a Bob Mould tribute show last year in LA with a bunch of cool musicians and Bob himself playing. Glorious.
I repeat myself when I’m distressed.
I repeat myself when I’m distressed.
Same guitarist though.
My vote for favorite band of my life. True story.
Talking Heads and David Byrne’s solo stuff were really influential in my life. N
Let’s go get a taco.
I got a pizza dude
The real shit
Seconds. More serious.
Never thought a trash can could look so sexy.
She looks like the kind of trouble I was afraid to get into in high school.
Oh dear. http://www.wehateporn.com/images/Amber-Sym-Zishy/
I was right.
Worthy of repeat.
I think the purple leopard print thong was a fashion strong taek.
Had to have a cup of her … coffee before heading out for steaks and extracurriculars.
Come on pic!
Here’s one for the ladies, particularly sarah.
Cutch batting=pure secks:
I assume Kate Upton is shaved. it’s hard to tell what’s photoshopped for effect and what’s shopped for blemishes or razor bumps.
I hate to say it, but I think the Zimmerman verdict is going to make it hard for me to truly enjoy PFT Commenter’s work for a while.
The real people aren’t going to stop. Ever.
Don’t cede the web to them. I’ve grown fond of it.
The way I see it, most folks these days can’t even manage a good erection much less a good uprising. Sad Really.
I was here in L.A during that fucking madness and I just don’t feel that same kind of injustice.
Kids these days.
Dammit. Let’s try this Instead
God fucking Damn.
I finally finished setting the queues of both tumblrs to 300, 5 posts per day.
I am not touching them again for 60 days.
Martin, my compliments on your taste in women.
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