I assume the drinks and cigarettes are meant to be a metaphor for penis.
Enjoy your weekend, folks. One week until the Hall of Fame Game.
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"Sexy Friday Is Always On The Spot"
Ms. Kylie (#3): I’d like to “kill her rabbit”. *Wink* *Nudge* Knowudimsayin?!?
Pretty sure “Ruben Stunner” isn’t the photographer’s given name…
HA! Nice catch, Sill. I failed to notice the name but then again I have two dozen tabs open and for some odd reason my pants are on the floor. Weird.
I’m wondering if #13 takes debit cards. It looks like there’s a place to swipe it. homina-homina-homina
To be honest I can’t click past the first gif.
It gets better.
Oh my, you weren’t kidding.
Why are the tainting that fat booty with dirty money?
#10 got me right to the edge, and #12 finished me off.
I decided to go with a classic gift. Tiffanies (Taylor and Thompson).
And special reminder of one of my favorite vids ever with Tiffany Thompson (SFW Link to a NSFW link): http://martinksk.tumblr.com/post/50682818850/tiffany-thompson-sex-with-a-supermodel-x-art
I’ve also been adding to martinksk.tumblr.com/tagged/gif
martinksk.tumblr.com (NSFW, including the above link)
— There’s also a SFW version: martinsfksk.tumblr.com/tagged/gif
Thank you for helping to get us through the offseason! One more week!!
Tiffany Taylor’s titties are tremendously terrifically tremendous titties.
Ah, the end of the workday and start of the drinknight. Time for some moonshine!
I’ve been going through all my favorites and have in the last 36 hours reblogged or removed (hardcore and amateur stuff I won’t reblog) around 1,500 or so from the list. It would’ve gone faster, but I started searching for sources on some to reblog and some hardcore and *woops* no sleep makes Martin an interesting boy.
There are some hardcore Tiffany Thompson gifs that got caught up in that. I did save them, and so I think I’ll upload them when I find them.
The two Tiffanys, Tyler and Thompson, are totally touching themselves in a titillating tribute to titties.
Thus I am tumescent.
I forgot links to the photos of them clothed on the other blog.
And here are the hardcore Tiffany Thompson gifs and a couple of photos.
Here are some more gifs the start out SFW and then go to super NSFW.
Who’s this? Google HottAlicia. http://i.imgur.com/LJgxCDI.gif (NSFW)
And I mention that because there are a ton of videos of her dancing (the Daily Motion ones are more plentiful and just as good as from the pure porn sites).
Dat ass is money!!
This week in cute.
Pull hard little man; seagulls.
Pussy eating at it’s finest (obviously NWFS):
Nice how the drapes match!
I was thinking this week’s offering was a little off. Number 12 convinced me otherwise.
Is that a dragon or are you glad to see me?
Motherfucker I would be so dead.
Ah, Alysha Nett.
Why are you so pretty?
For the alternate crowd that likes the amateur self shots.
When the dog tweeted that photo, he said that 10 is the new 7.
Do you mean 7x?
While I was barbecuing today I wonder if my dog does this when she’s under the house.
That is pretty cool. I mean I’ll buy that for a dollar.
That’s one sexy back zit!
Back zit or………………….. TUMOR?
Good evening gentlemen. In ode to the post earlier today which I couldn’t participate. That work thing gets in the way.
All in on old country music and Satanism tonight.
I Have 10-12:00 AM on the 27th open. Sign me up for the full package.
Like you’ve never been a “comfort woman” before?
Please wash your monkey afterwards.
I swam with turtles too. It was cheaper in the long run
It’s OK, I’m good.
I have to repost this.
i’ve heard of talking with your hands, but…..
Come on pendejos nsfw
Mexican death metal
Hey Jimmy Jankin, What advice can you give me about Austin? I’m going in September. I have a godson I haven’t seen in like 13 years, he plays in a punk band there.
What should I see? what should I do? where should I eat and drink? Advice?
And just in case you we’re wondering..
Yes I fucking am.
Rule of thumb about downtown Austin: farther you’re from the capitol building. the better. The obvious choices are 6th street – kind of like Bourbon Street on a smaller scale. List of worthwhile places downtown: Stubbs Barbecue (they do kickass shows in an open air arena on the weekends). Katz sandwich shop (in Texas a true kosher deli). There are a shitload of bars between 4th and 6th streets, so you can find anything there. There is a nice park just across the Travis River on the south side where you take your repose, if wanted. Some good record shops downtown if you’re into vinyl.
Jimmy; good to know. I kneed, NEED to hit Austin. I’m kinda fucked up; party is over. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN’??
@Yeah Go to the Bullock museum of history on 11th if you get a chance.
@Moose Rocking it after a nice evening with a latina while it was raining outside. Working on getting really fucked up right now
Outstanding advice. Care to join us for some brisket? I’m buying. What’s the deal with Franklin’s? Worth it or not?
Here’s Eddie Vedder channelling the Man in Black.
A friend of mine playing Zappa mellow.
That guy “directing” is fucking weird.
I offered to stab him in the face.
Latinas 3.. Roll it into the night;
Latinas 4. God damn she was a rough ride earlier. Hard to do the whole rodeo.
It’s motherfucking Saturday night.
PRETTY SURE I’D BUY THIS WOMAN A DRINK OR TWO OF HER CHOICE.
I just said that in a Rob Ryan voice didn’t I?
No joke. She WAS wearing these. NSFW
But were you wearing the cock ring?
NSFW? Not too sure
Work was trying this week.
Sunday, time for laundry.
Gotta love that fresh out of the dryer smell.
I need to find a laundromat with a better level of clientele (Since I already have to get my suits and such dry-cleaned nearby it strangely makes financial sense). I go on Monday or Tuesday nights. Fewer goddamn kids.
I’ve mentioned that I’ve had a relatively small window for fucking, and so I’ve been doubling down on working out at the gym (If I do get the surgery, it won’t be until Christmas) and really trying, and I started doing group classes for added motivation. That’s been great and all, especially between the teachers and the other students (Though nothing beats getting encouragement from college athlete-looking guys when lifting half the amount of weights they are).
I mention that here because in the class I did on Thursday I was the only man in there and there were girls who were easily half my age, and I’ve been thinking about how I wish I had the money and audacity to go out and fuck the 18-19 years MET-looking girls I never had a shot at.
Get it dude. By any means necessary,
All you need is the audacity. Those chicks aren’t used to money, so you don’t have to worry about that. Go for it!
Somewhere Jackson Pollock is smiling:
Here “comes” the Katie Sunshine retrospective.
Seriously, the fact that these will never be in-home demonstrations drives me to the brink of insanity:
She’s the anit-holophonor.
She makes the music with her moves:
Title pretty much says all you need to know:
There’s also this:
That was definitely supposed to be a reply to the above thread.
The Reply function IS shit!
Anyway, here’s the last one, as first seen here by many of us:
So I was thinking…how can I combine Sexy Friday with my love for literature?
Jordan Carver to the rescue!!!
More Jordan Carver?
You want Jordan Carver on the beach with a hot stick?
Here you go:
You want to experience what it’s like to be a fish?
Can’t say I blame you:
You want Jordan Carver in a bikini that’s WAY too small?
Pretty simple assignment, really:
There’s just too much going on here to comment intelligently:
You want the Jordan Carver ElbowBra® ©™?
You do? Really?
You want RED..ahhh fuck it figure it out on your own:
Just kidding! Because otherwise you wouldn’t see this:
The weekend is almost over.
That’s what I call motivation!
Jesus. Now I’ve got a boner.
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