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"Sexy Friday Gets You Where You Need To Go"
#5′s jiggling is mesmerizing.
Yes. It’s like a lava lamp.
That’s right; all the jiggling.
Can we petition to make twerking or booty popping an Olympic sport?
Two in row for Non-Trad.
He said HUNG…ehhehehehehe
#2 and #5 FATWITW
Maybe they could teach Miley a thing or twenty about twerking.
Between one & five I can’t decide which is more bootylicious. Ode to LL Cool J’s Jingling Baby
Hooray for Asian name jokes no one can get upset about!
This week in cute.
How sweet Andy.
Wow. Just…wow. Who are these 2?
Google, motherfucker. Use it.
Martin; no matter how many times you say it; it still cracks me up.
I’m just gonna leave this here:
Ride ‘em cowgirl!
She’ll get me there.
So will she
#5 and 6 FTMFW!
Broncos’ Orange Is the New Black.
Jail showers are different in my nightmares.
Today in ginger.
Nice ass (on the dude). And the dogs (Huskies?) also cute.
Yes, Norwegian Elkhounds are a different kind of cute.
Her as well.
Asa, is that you?
I believe that’s the lovely and talented London Keyes.
I see London, I see France, … ah, dat ass.
She does crazy shit.
Hey hey hey. Now she directs crazy shit.
I suggest you all Google “jenna haze oiled lesbian orgy.”
There was also one with her and Justine Joli and eight other women, but I forgot the search terms. Jenna and Justine only hook up a little at the end.
This is my most popular tumblr post in the last month. I’d have genuinely expected it to be of some celebrity like Emma Watson or a Victoria’s Secret model (I’ll admit that I post the VS models purely for the hits). http://martinsfksk.tumblr.com/post/53704475107/paula-andrea-giraldo
The most popular of the week and last day is this cute (SFW) Stoya photo I snagged from Moose last week or two weeks ago. http://martinsfksk.tumblr.com/post/55413855687/stoya
That above link is SFW as well.
Moose’s excellent find of these Megan Fox topless sexy bra breast fondle gifs is still the most popular post on the original tumblr from when it was mixed SFW/(hardcore) NSFW. http://martinksk.tumblr.com/post/47902642091/megan-fox-this-is-40-via-moose
This is a younger woman I wouldn’t mind being my boss (Just kidding. I resent all the bosses I’ve ever had). http://martinsfksk.tumblr.com/post/49417899023/bossy-by-ancillatilia
Khaleesi (SFW). http://martinsfksk.tumblr.com/post/49670071541/khaleesi
I dream’t about Khaleesi last night.
Very simple but very sexy NSFW photo of Maria Ozawa bottomless showing off her unshaved Brazilian-Japanese bush. http://martinksk.tumblr.com/post/48987585611/maria-ozawa
Up and comer. Bethanie Badertscher NSFW. http://martinksk.tumblr.com/post/50793262294/bethanie-badertscher
Thanks Martin; only one thing left:
Ms. Ozawa is a beauty but the shot stealer is the “Skull made from nekkid lady (Luba) images” tee-shirt.
I MUST HAVE IT!
They sell it in M-XL.
That’s Estella Warren.
And holy fuck is she hot.
My bad. I get all the blonde chicks mixed up.
Ha! You could have gone with “O Fay(c)e!”
Also her “Red Wedding” face.
Abella NSFW http://a3.img.mobypicture.com/c3a059b0f7d396b604943c2eb0a3bb43_large.jpg
Her dress slipped up… accidentally.
Of course with some people things just fall off altogether.
This gives me the shakes.
Slash done told me about this.
And I’m still shakin’
Bill Parcells might have a use for #6.
He hates Japanese cinema.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Or any Asian cinema.
Either somebody farted, or a hand is where it shouldn’t be.
Here’s my contribution for the sexy man of the week. http://files-cdn.formspring.me/photos/20130325/n5150d82c90bd0.jpg
Here’s Alison Haislip reading the cunt punt email.
WKJJ 1108 on the air.
It’s hot; how about the pool?
Where is this pool? Damn
It may be a NSFW pool:
Ms. Lovelace knew how to do it. NSFW
I’ll be back with more fine skin and rock after this smoke break.
Taking a walk down memory lane. NSFW
Got my jollies off her back in the early 80s
Many a man has fallen to this trait.
The sirens’ call
And the call is like Jericho’s trumpet.
Can one of you fine gents with imbed abilities post this for me please?
A young and smoking hot Poison Ivy. I know sexy when I see it.
Thank you, sir!
Motorhead is an inspired choice for music.
A girl with a Gretsch is hotter than pretty much every other fucking thing ever.
Don’t make me break out my amp.
Damn I’m in an old school mood. WKJJ 1108 rocking on.
NEW RULE: Only thing Fox is good for is the female reporters,
She could tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye…
They must have spent all morning to get her hair like that.
For good measure.
WKJJ 1108 rock it!
Is #12 gonna finish loading…… or? How do these JIF things work again?
Get out and ride your bike:
I keep looking at this one…
Ape my good man, you have outdone yourself this week.
Ginger hiding it.
You’ve got some broccoli in your teeth.
She looks a little too much like Arya for my comfort.
In 10 years.
I think I posted the color version before.
Careful what you joke about at parties.
Could be worse.
Could be dragons.
Football is 49 days off.
Multiply this by one thousand.
Nor normally a fan, but damn if that isn’t right.
I suppose we could go to the pond.
My new super hero: Beaver Girl.
Dammit Moose, more Beaver Girl!
A little wiggle room.
Slaps Sexy Friday on the ass, hard!
SEXY FRIDAY GETS YOU WHERE YOU NEED TO GO
…in a little car with a spotless windshield and a hawt driver.
Is that Turtle Wax?
Entering the eye wall of this storm. NSFW
Knew a woman like this. I gave the lawn a mohawk while storms portending. Must retreat inside NSFW http://porncountryclub.com/pics/t/5220.jpg
/Writes down “Holy Fuckbeans”.
I’d like to put her Fuckbeans in my coffee grinder!
Come on girl…
I loves de upskirt; pervy, forbidden, early memories, a woman can do it intentionally to show off and titillate and not get arrested and labeled a sex offender.
Royal thong; bow to it.
Julianne Hough smells nice…. I would think.
Our upskirt edition today is brought to you by our sponsor:
Kelly Brook is happy about her panties.
How tennis should be played.
Damnit; royal thong link broke.
This woman forgot something so she’s not safe to go into work:
Dude; don’t ruin it.
It’s afraid, but it’s still a boner.
Don’t really like the show, but some scenes…..
are pretty good.
Don’t watch the show but the “It’s afraid, but it’s still a boner.” komment is outstandingly funny.
I DVR it and skip to these type of scenes (needs life).
HERE WE GO!!!
I’m thinking that ‘Orange Is the New Black’ may be “must watch”….
A scene that doesn’t show anything, but gets the idea across.
Unless they are just roommates.
.MUST CRANK THE STEREO
IMNSHO Olivia is an attractive woman, and I’d enjoy having some sort of malted beverage with her.
Obligatory Kate. High five c-thru.
In the fashion industry is this what they call Décolletage? Or just low cut?
Family Channel indeed.
Sometimes putting on is cool too.
Today in NSFW hypno-gif:
Mind the gap art.
Yes, yes indeed.
Is that a mic?
Spit take goes wrong.
Not really a Louie C.K. line.
At least she’s in charge of her product.
This one made me laugh a bit.
Just watched her stand up on Comedy Central and it cracked me up,
Good white suburban girl self awareness.
Same here. I liked it.
Just because she said it, I would try it. Suggestive selling, you see.
Time to tank up.
Girls are getting hotter. It’s science.
Fuck yeah I’ll have a smoke with you!
WKJJ 1108 back on the air.
Come on Cowboys. Get your Mojo back…
So here’s a cool story bro story: She shows up to my house and hits the bong. I’m drinking. Music was jamming. Clothes came off almost magnetically. After a long day of working on the lawn and barbecuing, it was magic. FUCK YEAH IT IS GOOD TO BE ALIVE.
Saw a girl this week who looks just like Emma Watson except with dark red hair. So I’ll share these.
Like this. http://s3.amazonaws.com/lkbkspro/atelier-management/gl_51806295-0998-4315-84fd-7a2d0aa613db.jpg
Fuck yeah Martin!
She was wear jean shorts so short and tight that I could read her lips, and those lips whispered
Because God hates me.
From Martin’s links and site; because
I fucking love jean shorts.
Relax, don’t do it.
Smile; you’re on Bonercam (TM).
The lack of depth in this photo is enhanced by her “You are suck a fucking douchebag!” look.
Definitely a perk of being a wallflower. http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m539/celebjihad/emma_watson_rips_dress2_zps1c792b82.gif
Maybe in the future it will all revert to the past.
This is a good fake of that GQ lingerie photo of Gillian Jacobs and Alison Brie.
It seems there is a shortage of jerseys now that training camps have started.
Not sure why people feel the need to photoshop asses like that, but whatevs, to each their own.
I agree. Some people just want to watch the world burn.
There is plenty of asses like that naturally…. many of them are gif’ed twerking an available for low or no cost.
Rather than burn they seem to want every woman to have the same type of ass, which is worse.
Thank you so much for the Oppenheimer quote. I like all the diversity that the human race offers. No more conformity. Stop it all.
Agreed. This pic came from a Tumblr that is a quasi-legit 80 percent-ish ‘shops of asses; I use pics from it just for effect.
Kay Parker was the bomb
Took me a minute to “place” her.
She was Christy Canyon before Christy Canyon became Christy Csnyon.
avec Nikki Dial:
Ran into a bad link site there, apparently.
Christy with Nikki take TWO:
3rd time’s the charm!
That was annoying:
The Eighties weren’t really that bad:
That’s good.. No that’s fucking awesome Sill!
Her best scene ever:
She was the best. Fuck yeah she was.
Native American women so rule.
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