Roddy White springs to the defense of Colin Kaepernick. Kaep has been taking a lot of dumb grief for wearing a Dolphins hat, when it’s plain as day that HE’S A PLAYER FOR A TEAM NOT CALLED THE DOLPHINS! Treachery most foul!

Turns out this was just the tip of the iceberg. Just when we thought all NFL players were blindly loyal to the merchandise of a team that could cut them at any point for any reason, we were duped. DUPED! Just like grandstanding Bob Kraft. DUPITY DUPITY DUPED!

I never would have guessed players don’t care in the slightest about this sort of ritualized fan bullsh*t. They’re willing to throw it all away in the name of fashion? For shame! This kayfabe pretend game of team solidarity is important! It’s still real to us, dammit.