Rex Ryan escaped certain death in this year’s Running of the Bulls by ducking behind crowds of others then hoping a barrier to safety. While Rex values his livelihood above all else, he is also an established fan of the KILLLLLLLLLL. So it must come with some disappointment that the bull wasn’t able to claim the lives of anyone during this year’s event. Sure, he got away unscathed, but what’s the fun if there’s no danger, no KILLLLLLLLLL? So for the sake of making things right, here’s a highlight reel of gorings.
I want more like this!
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