With that headline, this could be a story about Chip Kelly battling laziness by distributing fruit smoothies and instilling Navy SEAL training at Philly’s camp. Instead, it’s literally an eagle killing a sloth. Also, the seven deadly sins should all be named for an animal so we could reenact Se7en in Kill Kill Kill posts.
I want more like this!
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