Do you remember the Titans?
They are a team that exists.
Tucked away down in the south somewhere,
In a state that’s easy to miss.
Do you remember Steve McNair?
All the big hits that he would court.
He almost won the Superbowl
but they came up one yard short.
The Music City Miracle
was a play that happened once
But people only remember because
It kicked Buffalo in the nuts.
Speaking of the Bills,
wide right was such a bitch
and that’s the closest the Bills will get
to scratching that burning itch.
Oh shit I forgot the Titans
In the very poem I was making.
does anyone remember the Titans?
I don’t, I was faking.
I want more like this!
Follow Kissing Suzy Kolber on Facebook and get the latest NFL news and humor before everyone else.