Are you following the Aaron Hernandez news? Does it make you sad? Does it make you sad because you’ll no longer be able to listen to the sweet, sweet music he would make? Well then we have a deal for you!
Introducing the newest spinoff of the “NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL MUSIC” series, “NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL CRIMINAL ACTIVITY!”
Featuring the hit songs by all the NFL criminals! Classics like
Oops…My head hit her face by Ochocinco
Who let the dogs live? by Michael Vick
I hired someone who shot the Sherriff by Rae Carruth
I shot my leg in Reno by Plaxico Burress
Insane in the brain, but not as insane as Calvin Johnson by Titus Young
Fuck tha Police by The entire criminal ensemble
Smells like draft bust by Ryan Leaf
A day in the life of a complete psycho by Aaron Hernandez
Obstructing Justice in the USA by Ray Lewis and the Gospel Choir
Cocaine me maybe by Lawrence Taylor
Somebody who I used to know who was alive by Josh Brent
Respect (I give you none of it) by Ben Roethlisberger
Born to Run by OJ Simpson
I want more like this!
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