You will know me by my elaborate messages on your bedspread spelled out in cash.
Also my pallor from sitting inside all day compiling fap material. Lots of ways to identify my handiwork.
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I mean come on
/picks up jaw from floor
As always; Kate Upton for the win.
Its like she’s where nothing at all (nothing at all, nothing at all)
Kate Upton has that effect on your brain
except one of those little crotch covers.. they always wear those… and it’s bullshit.
Damn it, Ape. You stole my thunder with that Kate Upton gif.
Wow! Even the gay guy was sexy!
Isn’t it usually frowned upon for those pageant queen types to be nuding up? By the judges that is, not those of us in the fapping public.
They’re all former winners.
They’re Miss USA winners. That’s the one owned by Donald Trump. I think they revoke your crown if you DON’T end up posing nude somewhere.
So did anybody get past #1 yet?
I’m waiting for the dancing to get her all sweaty and the paint starts to run down her … … and I’m spent.
If you open that in a new tab, the URL ends with the image name, 13_kate-upton-body-paint_02.jpg
If you change the URL of the last number or two, it goes up to 13_kate-upton-body-paint_18.jpg
There are easier ways to get these photos, but whatever.
I’m split on whether I appreciate the efforts of people to photoshop the paint off or the barely-there top from her first swimsuit issue shoot. You decide (NSFW, I guess):
This is not quite as egregious because it’s just some lightening of a translucent bikini top. http://i.imgur.com/gC8Nc8M.jpg
Here’s a better version of the first NSFW bodypaint “removal”: www—celebjihad—com/celeb-jihad/images/kate_upton_si_nude.jpg
And another: … kate_upton_si_nude2.jpg
I could (and probably will) stare at that Kate Upton gif all weekend long.
My sexy weekend begins now, I will be in San Antonio, on the river walk, with my fine lady. Gentlemen, I am goofy head over heels for this woman. You are like brothers to me. I raise my glass to you all.
You gonna do the blogbang again or was that just a one-shot deal?
Shit just got serious here.
Work that skirt, my brother.
Cheers right back at yez.
A glass to you, Jimmy!
Enjoy the weekend!
When are you going to tell her that you’re a Cowboys fan? SHE MUST KNOW!
Must not have gone with the blogbang….
@Enrico She knows and laughs. Fucking love this woman’s Voltaire like sense of humor.
How’d it turn out? I never made it past Kate.
“Kraft also said Tebow sets a good example in an increasingly “isolating” modern world.
“In this age of technology, where people are isolating themselves and going to their little instruments and spending hours of not interfacing with people, people who respect tradition, religion, spirituality, I think we need more of that in America today,” Kraft said.”
Is that a nipple I see?
Some aerola is visible in those photos, but no nipple.
Martin has all those on one page on his site I believe, so you don’t have to page through.
Not mine, but here’s 84 photos from that set. www—imagebam—com/gallery/i6fifoktu8xynkocmgkcn931gh9r4wgn/
There are also a bunch of long-distanve bikini photos of her on set, but we’ve seen better.
Thanks Martin; that is a lot easier than clicking through. It looks like a fun time that everybody was enjoying themselves.
I just noticed that Jessie Rogers looks kind of like Kate Upton. But Kate’s big breasts are real, and she has wider hips.
But Jessie’s done DVDA. Just something to consider.
/strokes goatee, pushes glasses up nose
Gonna still go with Kate. She doesn’t have “dead eyes”
#10: Why can’t they all take off their tops that quickly???
#6: can’t seem to find the source on the tumblr feed. can someone help a brother out?
/eyes him suspiciously.
I found this NSFW gif wall in about two seconds through GIS: http://leo84jm.tumblr.com/post/47783371241/afro-orgasm-looked-up-sexy-in-the-dictionary
#6 is approaching the danger zone; it would be there except for pigment and resolution.
Speaking of #11, I am way over due for my massage, dammit!
Want to hear the reason why I’m missing the massage this week?
My 8 year old grand daughter is dancing ballet. Cinderella this time.
Wouldn’t miss it for the world.
She makes me clave numbel one smire time Kolean food. Rong time.
Since Ape used the Kate Upton gif I was planning to post, you’ll have to settle for this one instead: http://i.minus.com/ibyvpA4urCUAQu.gif
Kate Upton doing her best Baywatch-era Pamela Anderson impression: http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/kate-upton-bouncing-gif-4.gif
The second one is why I can never be mad at Terry Richardson no matter how creepy he is or how many models he’s fucked (many through questionable means).
Finally, a Sexy Friday without hideous tattoos and obvious twinks! Thanks, Ape, you’re the best.
Oh fucking Hell.
tumblr just vaporized the account of Bohemea, who ran one of the most popular and well-known tumblrs, was an editor for tumblr’s celebrity and model categories, and co-runs another popular porn tumblr, Pussy Le Queer, with her partner, who is Suicide Blonde.
That is the shitty part. I’ve spent so much time trying to identify and tag the women who I post and trying to give some credit where it’s due, and so of course the people are the easiest targets.
So if you visit either of my tumblrs (martinsfksk.tumblr.com — SFW, links to the NSFW one) you may want to start downloading anything you want because it’s very clear now that even though tumblr’s gotta be 90% DMCA violations, Yahoo! is not going to be gleefully enforce that bullshit law but they are going out of their way to make examples of people like Bohemea. And if I ever had a reason to stop doing this altogether (interest even in SF itself seems down over the last month) it’s probably coming.
Also when I save something I like to know who or what it is; like if it’s a movie still, naked actress, or whatever.
For me it’s a problem where I don’t have it organized. Uploads are clearly already saved, but reblogs? Probably not.
Well, so much for putting work into it.
Mine is NOT organized, but as much as I can attribute the better.
Translucent in Antartica. I’m sure I have a bigger version somewhere, but it could be anywhere on my hard drive. http://i.imgur.com/905GA49.png
This is a much bigger photo similar to those two. http://imgur.com/r/celebs/N8TkkK2
Am I a bastard if I leave after the first act?
After the kid has danced and there’s like 40 different school districts left and she was in the first? Please help me.
Can I walk out the side exit?
Get out while you can.
Just act like you have to take a painful crap RIGHT NOW.
There were at least 600 people on stage. It lasted 2 and 1/2 hours. Aw who am I shittin’ Both of my daughters were there both of my grandaughters were there, hell I got to spend time with the ex. It was lovely.
With a little practice.
I will take that as gospel, Martin
Working the depths tonight
She’s like 8 years old. How traumatic can it be?
There’s a second one, you know.
She’s only six months old.
This shit will never be over, will it?
Children: the ultimate STD.
#2 IS A FATTY FATTY FAT FAT!!! MOOOOOOOO!!!
i mean come on
You will know me by my elaborate messages on your bedspread…
Bed you say?
This would be easier if there was a ‘furnitureporn’ Tumblr.
I’ve used the laying on bed/lying on bed tags on some photos.
Well swat my ass and call me darlin’ there is a Tumblr called ‘furnitureporn’! It has a whopping four pics and this isn’t one of them.
I seem to have been lax in that tag.
Here’s something I found through “lying on bed” for tumblr itself.
There is no harm in peeking into the bedroom.
I really just use the Tumblr Mosaic Viewer as a thumbnail browser but I’m getting better with it’s features. For example here’s a pic from martinsfksk that I found using the ‘tags’.
I just discovered that ‘ctrl-f’ works in the pop-up ‘tags’ window. TECHNOLOGY! HOW DO IT WERKS?!??!
And another from martinsfksk. Thanks Martin!
That randomly-stuff tumblr is pretty sweet.
That “tmv.proto” link is NSFW (nudity). Sorry.
Sorry there wasn’t more. I never got around to adding those tags to photos that need it, and I’m just passing through before bed now. But there should be more tomorrow afternoon, evening. Probably for a quick jerk before Mad Men.
Still updating martinksk, but all the SFW ones are done.
Nice day outside.
How about a bike ride?
Can’t get your panties in a bunch if you don’t have any.
Store front window shopping.
For our law enforcement brethren who don’t spy on us without just cause.
Ride by the rules.
This week in clean sideboob.
A littler Jennifer.
Her bewbs were so ample back then.
Is there a bigger tragedy than disappearing ample bewbs?
Jennifer Connelly’s boob
Jessica Biel’s boobs
Especially Scarlett Johansson’s boobs
A YouTube tribute to the inspiration behind PFTCommenter:
Did you ever notice that “Shakira” and “Shake it” are very similar?
Still hawt after all these years:
SO glad you opened the door!
My unnatural love for Katy has no bounds:
Sound the horn:
I gotta be honest. For me, it’s still all about the hurdling:
What would I give? EVERYTHING:
I’M SO FUCKING HOT YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY:
You’d think a guy with access to an ass like that would have, like, rugs and furniture and stuff:
It’s almost like, if you just got a chance to talk to her, she’d see your unique charms and love you forever.
Reposting to make a point.
My one complaint about Kate Upton is that her ass isn’t bigger.
Kind of flat and small, if you ask me. BABY NEEDS BACK:
She just seems like such a happy party girl:
All-time favorite Christina Model:
LOOGIT THE SIZE OF THAT DONUT:
Don’t really care if she’s difficult to work with:
Need the other one with side boob.
This one: http://www.triwire.com/GIFKatherine_Heigl_Side_Effects.gif
Apparently there are women out there who will do this.
I’ve never met any of them:
Hey Sill! If you ever need a DJ for your next performance, let me know. I work around music. I can get you listen. I knows people.
I’ve got as much musical talent as Vanilla Ice.
Or Ringo Starr.
i.e. none minus a billion.
Biology is my symphony and the only bad note is uracil.
RNA only. What a worthless nucleotide.
Just saw the World War Z trailer for the zillionth time.
Then you wont mind if I…
Not a bit:
So I used this tool to backup my sites, and now that I’m home I just started downloading the martinksk tumblr, which is 2.2 GB. martinsfksk is 768 MB (enough for a CD-ROM! college me screams). I say this because all you have to do is enter the name of a tumblr, any tumblr, and then click “Download” when it’s done archiving the site.
Stupid, drunk me for not paying attention to the fine print. The archives are only good for 6 hours, and only good once. So if you’re up, you can download them here for the next couple of hours. http://tumblr-backup.fugiman.com/archives/
That said, there’s another archive available now that’s 1.2 GB from a tumblr called givingfacials.
You bet your asses I’m downloading that.
There’s another way to backup any tumblr that can be used repeatedly, but it saves the site as a set of web pages. But if you didn’t get in on my deal last night (and since I don’t have a way to host two gigabytes of porn in 7,400 photos) try this:
Oh, Happy Father’s Day to all the men out there (the real men, not just those who didn’t pull out in time or wear a condom) even if you don’t have kids but are not being destructive forces on the people around you, but especially kids.
Indeed. Happy Father’s Day to all of us drunken dads out there. Got to hang with both daughters and both grand daughters yesterday and the youngest of my daughters is stopping by today for a massive grilling session. I’m thinking rib eyes, jumbo shrimp and grilled corn-on-the-cob.
Must have been last week or something, but I was thinking about Kate Upton’s Jenna Leigh Lingerie shoot and that it’s one of my favorite (and I think one of the first after she broke out) because I am certain there is cameltoe here—supercoolpics_com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kate-upton-20.jpg—and here—http://supercoolpics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kate-upton-22.jpg—and that the airbrusher/shopper who did this one—supercoolpics_com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kate-upton-16.jpg—is a motherfucker.
So here’s the set at the biggest sizes I could find, but it’s partly in Russian so enter at your own risk (basically if you don’t have AdBlock and NoScript and such extensions, wait, get them, and then visit): http://supercoolpics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kate-upton-16.jpg
Oops. Let me get back to you on that (or you can hunt through the above URLs).
Sorry for the reposts guys; I seem to forget what I’ve put up before.
But I like this oops.
and the ladder to success.
Diane Fleri; I also posted this before or somebody else did but JESUS; this woman has a genetic advantage in desirability NSFW.
You posted it. I just found her name.
But it can’t be reposted often enough.
Old school; Michelle Pfeiffer
Emily Ratajkowski … with clothes on!?!
Click the photo for a much larger version.
Oh, dear God. She looks just like the girl I was developing a crush on before she left for another country whom I mentioned in a couple mailbag comment threads.
This is only for the Kommentariat.
Part 2: http://martinsfksk.tumblr.com/private/53155988655/tumblr_moiil1STXb1s9eery
OH OH OH
BOTH ARE NSFW.
How have I not become hypnotized to this so deeply I could be the Manchurian Candidate?
Adding to the above.
Comes to mind.
WARNING: Gratuitous shots of the bands
She’s a teacher.
Can you imagine?
As you command, master … http://martinksk.tumblr.com/post/47609773570/hot-teen-ass-black
Nina Agdal even gets Kate Upton’s sloppy seconds for 360 degree gif: i—minus—com/iugBKiHexmRxa.gif
Kate Upton is a cowgirl: http://i—minus—com/ihOUQIvkpGmxK.gif
Katrina Bowden cameltoe: i—minus—com/ibrtvxDggF2Drg.gif
Kate Beckinsdale doing yoga: ” ” /iF2yQk0luUA0Z.gif
Do you think Jennifer Connelly from behind in ‘The Hot Spot’ was a body double? The debate rages in my head. The frontals are not.
Could be. Then again she was nobody then, and it was a wide shot. This movie doesn’t strike me as willing to pay for doubles.
So I’m just going to tell myself it is until proven wrong.
I will stick to your story…
Now here’s Michelle Williams. Take This Waltz (2011, Sarah Polley). NSFW.
For those missing GoT, Melisandre in a thong. ” ” /ibx1zLaMulAFpO.gif
Nicole Kidman. Windrider (1986, Vincent Monton).
Gwendoline Taylor – Spartacus S3E3 (looks like a merkin)
I would think it would be more embarrassing to wear a merkin than to let it go; I obviously don’t understand Hollywood.
All of my links are NSFW.
Here is Alexandra Breckenridge from AHS:
And if there are any fans in the audience, I can safely say that the new Vampire Weekend is pretty fucking spectacular.
Go ahead and spend some time with it.
More Kate Upton sexiness: http://martinsfksk.tumblr.com/post/53168134647/kate-upton
Kate Beckinsdale writing around: http://martinsfksk.tumblr.com/post/53176791414/kate-beckinsdale-click-for-animated-gif
Mädchen Amick (NSFW): http://martinsfksk.tumblr.com/post/53176891162/madchen-amick
Thought this was worth reposting…. I’m sure it’s a great song.
In no particular order.
Who wants 200 photos of Kelly Brook topless in Mexico?
Alison … Brie …
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