This week’s killer is called an archer fish, so it’s already pretty cool in my book. It can bring nearby prey into its reach by spraying water out of the roof of its mouth at targets near the edge of where it’s swimming. Using a tiny lacrosse stick might be slightly more faithful to the show, but we’ll work with what we got here.
Even if it’s only feasting on bugs and small lizards, the archer fish is still pretty badass. I’d suggest watching out for the cyborg Barry fish, however.
I want more like this!
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