It being an especially uneventful stretch of the off-season, Jim Harbaugh has time to do all sorts of non-coaching things like drive the pace car at the Indy 500 and attend a taping of “Judge Judy”. The latter might seem especially random, but you’d understand if you shared his taskmaster’s appreciation of honesty.
“When you lie in Judge Judy’s courtroom, it’s over,” Harbaugh told reporters at the NFL combine in Indianapolis. “Your credibility is completely lost and you stand no chance of winning that case.”
YER DURN-TOOTIN’ Plus, your ass is grass when you give her sass!
Indeed, Jim and his dad, Jack, attended the taping of the episode scheduled to air Monday. From the looks of things, the coach only gets to sit in the audience. Judy should really let him preside over a case so he can rule in favor of whoever doesn’t flinch at his rage face. THE LAW ONLY RECOGNIZES THE STRONG!
Also, it’s easy to tell which coaches are coming off good seasons. If a coach from a team that didn’t make the playoffs did all these things, the media would be like, DURRRRR HE NOT FOCUSED ON WINNING. But since it’s one of the Harbs, he’s just feeding on her truth-lovin’ intensity.
I want more like this!
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