We closed out last week with a Sexy Friday post honoring the playboy legacy of Joe Namath on the occasion of his 70th birthday. And, now, in something more befitting a person who is 70 years old, here’s Broadway Joe doing an ad for Saddlebrook River Estates, a retirement community in Tennessee. Gone is the icon of virility with the untamed sideburns that drove Marge Mona Simpson to rebellion. Instead, there’s a button-down company shirt tucked into his pants. Give it a few more years and that waistline should be hiked up to his belly button. Yup, our heroes get old and die, just like everyone else. But at least they’re giving us tips on where to spend our dotage.