Three months since the Lions cut ties with their teammate-punching receiver, Titus Young, it appears the man who describes himself as better than Megatron is approaching Chris Henry levels of self-destruction. On Sunday, he was arrested twice in the same day. First for a DUI, then again for breaking into the impound lot to steal the car he was drunk driving in. Impressive delinquency.
According to the police report, Young was stopped at 12:01 a.m. on Sunday after making an illegal left turn in front of a patrol car.
Young was stopped and arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence. He was booked at the Robert Presley Detention Center and later issued a citation and released from custody.
Hours later, at 2:22 p.m. that day, officers responded to a tow company yard where a man was seen jumping over the fence.
It was Young looking for his black Mustang.
Kind of disappointed he didn’t go for the hat trick. Ah well, he has plenty of time on his hands to plan it out.
I want more like this!
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