Jaguars general manager David Caldwell has stated repeatedly and emphatically that he doesn’t want to sign Tim Tebow. Well, sorry hoss, that right there is a violation of the will of the people, as dictated by this heavily accented Jacksonville lawyer. Because if there’s anyone the common man wants to rally behind, it’s slick-talking lawyers with terrible reasoning.

John Morgan (of Morgan & Morgan) hits on the usual Tebowtard mouthbreather talking points – Tebow is a winner, a man of God and ONE’A US! He puts asses in the seats and that’s all JAGWORRRS need to be not pathetic once again. Morgan closes it out with the strong point that Tivo and Tebow rhyme. I believe the case is rested, as they say in law-talking places.