Today is the 70th birthday of our beloved Patron Saint, Joe Willie Namath, and so we honor him in the most appropriate way: by dedicating Sexy Friday to his lasting greatness. It would have been fitting for Broadway Joe to stop aging at 69, but what're you gonna? Even Patron Saints gotta get old. I'm not sure I tailored the entries much to fit his tastes, but the alternative probably would have been slide after slide of '70s bush. I was at least drunk when I was putting this together. That's certainly in keeping with his spirit.
I want more like this!
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