Your trusty editor Ape is off for the next two weeks to do things that don't include running this site. In my defense, at least I'm not leaving you empty handed. I'll leave it to you to piece together that hilarious fap pun. For now until after Memorial Day, the site will be in the tender, loving care of Sarah, Burnsy and Danger Guerrero. Our array of weekly features will still be in place, so you may find you hardly notice or care that I'm gone. Don't worry, I'll miss you too.
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