I’m PFT Commenter and I’m counting down the 10 sharpest minds in the industry. Where will your favorite analyst or sports person land? (probably not high)
Here’s a recap of the rankings so far:
Ranked on: Infotainment value, being a pros pro and strength of takes
5. Pete Prisco
Pete was going to be number 7 but he recently climbed the charts after basically getting his ears surgicaly permanently pinned back this offseason. Pete and I have a mutual respect for each otherses takes probably because were not making any friends out there so we kind of give each other a nod like a couple badass gunfighters in the same saloon back in the day before our country had all these problems.
Its no secret Petes twitter feed is a must follow so I’m just kind of going to have a little fun with this one and let him David Carradine himself w/ his own rope.
Infotainment Value: 11
@pftcommenter Why are you such a jackass?
— Pete Prisco (@PriscoCBS) May 21, 2013
Saw a guy shaving his back in the gym. How disgusting — Pete Prisco (@PriscoCBS) May 19, 2013
Being a Pros Pro: 0
Because his takes are so strong Petes not making any friends among the Pros. Hes had ongoing battles w/ Me,Florio Peter King and basement nerds who try to tell him his business
— Pete Prisco (@PriscoCBS) May 13, 2013
Thats whats known as a walkoff in the industry folks
@profootballtalk Watching film is working. It’s so you can actually have an educated opinion on what you say, unlike some.
— Pete Prisco (@PriscoCBS) May 20, 2013
Strength of Takes: 11
I call him P.E.D. Prisco
I haven’t lifted heavy in a long time, but I can do 225 right now more than Honey Badger did
— Pete Prisco (@PriscoCBS) February 26, 2013
Best Career Moment: Lets face it Pete scooped us all HARD when he predicted that the real refs were just as bad as the replacement ones and the stats confirmed it beyond a doubt and as it turns out the Fail Mary was called correctly. He also was right on the money all through bountygate basicly saying that Goodell should move the Saints to LA as punishment and it was a absolute whale of a show watching him outwit a entire fanbase in New orleans
Total Score: 22: Peter King is the Thinking Man’s analyst. Prisco is the Knowing Man’s Peter King.
I want more like this!
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