At one point, former LSU cornerback Tyrann Mathieu was graded as a potential first-round pick in the NFL. Then came a little thing called drug tests. But the man known as Honey Badger remains hopeful, perhaps defiantly so, that he will be taken Thursday night. He’s so confident that he has listed himself as a first-round pick on invites to a post-draft party that he is throwing Thursday evening. Doesn’t bode well for the mood of the party. I’m not too worried, though. Chances are there will be more than enough weed to keep the vibe from getting too down. Oh man, I hope Pacman got an invite.
UPDATE: Mathieu has canceled his party in response to criticism. He’ll have to sit around and get blazed by his lonesome.
I want more like this!
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