Gus Bradley: Before we get started, let’s do a quick rundown of inventory.
David Caldwell: Sure.
Gus Bradley: All right. Two waters?
David Caldwell: Got ‘em.
Gus Bradley: Four tables pushed together?
David Caldwell: Check.
Gus Bradley: Pad of paper?
David Caldwell: Right there.
Gus Bradley: Pens?
David Caldwell: Yep.
Gus Bradley: One iPad?
David Caldwell: Good on that one.
Gus Bradley: All right. All that’s left is fully staffed department of scouting and talent evaluation.
David Caldwell: Hmmm.
Gus Bradley: Something wrong?
David Caldwell: No, no, I know I brought it with me. [Scans room, looks under tables]
Gus Bradley: We do have a department of scouting and talent evaluation, don’t we?
David Caldwell: Heh. Of course we do. C’mon, man. What kind of question is that?
Gus Bradley: It’s just… there’s not one here.
David Caldwell: Sure there is. I remembered this morning I grabbed my cell phone, my keys, the Redbox movie I had to return and the scouting department. I totally remember grabbing the scouting department because I left it on the counter by back door. You know what? I think I left it out in my car.
Gus Bradley: I don’t think you left the scouting department in your car.
David Caldwell: You don’t know that. Sometimes stuff falls under the seats.
Gus Bradley: Just call it an educated guess.
David Caldwell: Fine. What does it say on that note pad? That could be a clue.
Gus Bradley: It just says “JAGWORS DRAFT 2 THOUSEND 2WELVE” at the top and it’s underlined. Really? I don’t even know where to begin with that.
David Caldwell: Okay, so rip out that sheet of paper and put the correct year at the top of the next sheet. Don’t forget to underline. See, you have something to do while I go track down what I did with the scouting department.
Gus Bradley: You can’t be serious.
David Caldwell: [Gets up and begins walking out] Oh, but I am.
[Door shuts, followed by a clicking sound]
Gus Bradley: Did you just lock me in here?!
David Caldwell: I DON’T HEAR WRITING!
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