In honor of Drew’s appearance on Howard Stern’s show, we are going to draft our dream interviewer. You can go on anyone’s show, or be the subject of anyone’s profile piece. You choose the interviewer as you see fit.
1. Flubby – Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson's Famous Interview with Dolly… by tvnut
2. Sarah – Martha Stewart
3. Ape – Nardwuar
4. CC – Scott Van Pelt
I poked around history for someone more momentous, but I think I’d rather just talk to SVP for half an hour on his radio show.
5. UM – Roy Firestone
Buckle up. Things are going to get emotional in here.
6. Drew – Stephen Colbert
7. Drew – Ed Bradley
Oh man, getting interviewed by Ed Bradley would have been the shit.
8. UM – James Lipton
With Colbert gone, I’ll settle for a trip to Inside the Actors Studio.
“Jack, if you could be a light bulb, what kind of light bulb would you be?” -Drew
9. CC – Wright Thompson
10. Ape – Eric Andre
11. Sarah – Space Ghost
12. Flubby – Oprah Winfrey
Carson & Oprah. It’s like [Flubby's parents] decided to put their differences aside and do this draft for me.
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