I’m glad that baboons are monkeys, because we in the ape family try to exhibit a little less savagery in our kills. The cries of this baby gazelle are more than a little disturbing (uh, sorry for that) as the baboon basically eats its asshole out. Notice that the baboon doesn’t go for the face until the baby succumbs to its wounds. The baboon is, like, “Oh good, is it done crying? Now I can gnaw on its face.” At first, I was afraid this clip was going to push me toward vegetarianism, but instead now I’m just wondering what gazelle would taste like.
I want more like this!
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