I’m sure this polar bear kill wouldn’t seem quite as graphic if it didn’t take place in arctic conditions. That ice really makes the gore pop. It also helps that the victim is a walrus. Those things must have the equivalent of a small swimming pool in blood. Speaking of which, if walrus blood was said to have age-reversing properties, would Jerry Jones have a swimming pool of walrus blood at his estate? Haha, trick question, he already does.
I want more like this!
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