Name: Barkevious Mingo
From: The Zeppelin Republic of Mingovia
Why anyone would call him anything other than “Barkevious” and/or Mingo: Uknown
Parents Barbara Johnson and Hugh Mingo
Siblings: Malik, LaDarian, Hugh and Hughtavious
Make believe siblings: Houghard, Hughtana, Houghtah, Houghicane
Position: Defensive end
Major: Sports administration
Noteworthy combine results: 4.58 40
What his tweets tell us: Might not actually be Keke.
Appropriate song that accompanies his YouTube highlight video: Already (DMX language alert)
Song I would have gone with: Quiet Dog Bite Hard
Accolades in order of import: 2009 Name of the Year, 2012 Second Team All-SEC
Potential Berman nicknames: In lieu of a nickname, Berman will growl. He will think it sounds sexy, and will berate those who don’t agree.
Nicest comparison: DeMarcus Ware
Meanest comparison: Shante Carver
Timeliest comparison: Bruce Irvin
Strengths: Physical ability gets him around edge
Weaknesses: Lack of moves limits his sack total
Hot new comparison: Dwight Howard
Loved by: NOTY lifers
Hated by: Iris Macadangdang
What scouts are saying:
Where he’ll go: I’ve seen him going to New Orleans in multiple mocks,
even though he seems to project as a 3-4 linebacker rather than a 4-3 end. But he is local, and that’s what front offices really care about.
Oh, there’s your twitter! @unsilent The Saints are going 3-4, dummy. Way to ESPN that one up.
— Ten Tweet Rebuttal (@angrywhodat) April 3, 2013
OK, so that explains all of those mock drafts. I am stupid.
Immediate impact: An situational pass rusher.
Down the road: An every down player, if things go right.
I want more like this!
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