Name: Barkevious Mingo

Nickname: “KeKe”

From: The Zeppelin Republic of Mingovia

Why anyone would call him anything other than “Barkevious” and/or Mingo: Uknown

Parents Barbara Johnson and Hugh Mingo

Siblings: Malik, LaDarian, Hugh and Hughtavious

Make believe siblings: Houghard, Hughtana, Houghtah, Houghicane

Age: 22

Height: 6’4″

Weight: 241

Position: Defensive end

School: LSU

Year: Junior

Major: Sports administration

Noteworthy combine results: 4.58 40

Twitter: @keke_mingo

What his tweets tell us: Might not actually be Keke.

Appropriate song that accompanies his YouTube highlight video: Already (DMX language alert)

Song I would have gone with: Quiet Dog Bite Hard

Accolades in order of import: 2009 Name of the Year, 2012 Second Team All-SEC

Potential Berman nicknames: In lieu of a nickname, Berman will growl. He will think it sounds sexy, and will berate those who don’t agree.

Nicest comparison: DeMarcus Ware
Meanest comparison: Shante Carver
Timeliest comparison: Bruce Irvin

Strengths: Physical ability gets him around edge
Weaknesses: Lack of moves limits his sack total
Hot new comparison: Dwight Howard

Loved by: NOTY lifers
Hated by: Iris Macadangdang

What scouts are saying:

Where he’ll go: I’ve seen him going to New Orleans in multiple mocks, even though he seems to project as a 3-4 linebacker rather than a 4-3 end. But he is local, and that’s what front offices really care about.


OK, so that explains all of those mock drafts. I am stupid.

Immediate impact: An situational pass rusher.

Down the road: An every down player, if things go right.