Tweet claiming Martellus Bennett re-signing with Giants is phony account.
— Steve Wyche (@wyche89) March 7, 2013
We’ve arrived at one of the more desolate stretches of the off-season. The combine is over. Free agency has yet to begin. The draft is a month and a half out. Off-season workouts aren’t even going on. It’s so bad that Internet pranksters have nothing better to do than spread a fraudulent report that Martellus Bennett has re-signed with the Giants. Makes me long for the days when there were bulls*t reports about Tony Romo getting in a car accident.
Not much to do than complain about how we’re still be dicked over by the weather. Because there’s a weather dick, you see.
Eh, better than spending time focusing about how old-ass Takeo Spikes is now back on the market.
I want more like this!
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