Hey, even the best have a miscue every now and again. Let's just consider that a warmup. Now, shake it off, reinforce that bedpost and ready yourself for more sexiness after the jump.
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"Sexy Friday is Unrivaled in Seduction"
Number 6 needs Captain Save a Bitch for the rescue.
Captain Save a Bitch reporting for duty!
God bless your soul for diving in head first, Captain Save A Bitch. Time to get busy!
I could watch #2 all day … in fact …
In fact, every single one this week is top notch, Ape. Bravo, sir.
I agree with Carl. Ape, I don’t think you’re thanked enough for Sexy Friday, especially when you have a can’t miss day like today. Well done, spot on, bully, here here and all that good stuff.
Add my gratitude as well. Sexy Friday hit the ground running and didn’t slow down.
Indeed, the selection this week is impeccable!
Does his arm tattoo really say “Flamer?” I’m unsure because his shoulders and torso are making it very hard to focus.
I’m more curious as to whether that is regulation Russian Red Army underwear he’s wearing.
Lots of tats this week. Ape shot this week’s Secksy Friday in San Quentin!
Blondie who is inappropriately dressed for picture hanging would be absolutely perfect if she was 100% original parts.
Can someone give me the name of #5? I can’t access tumblr from work and I’d like to do some…uh…research when I get home.
Here’s a video. xvideos*com/video88697/dani_sperle_-_a_stripper_dos_seus_sonhos
I realize she has a tremendous rack, but I really have a hard time taking my eyes off of her face.
@KevinW: You ain’t lyin my friend. Stunning all over.
@Martin: Thanks for the video but that was #6 dude. I’m talking bout girl 5 of 16.
Whoops. That’s Mercedes Hawkins
For future reference: images.google.com
You guys are awesome. Appreciate the tip and the name. Moar research is required.
I dated a Datsun Hawkins years ago, but she was really just a pickup.
I just started and already, that Chick in pic #2? HNNNNGH! *bites knuckle*
Excellent Sexy Friday, Ape.
Very strong out of the gate with #2, Ape
Now that I’ve clicked through everything, I have to say that this is the best Sexy Friday I can remember.
MET Jennifer (NSFW) http://imgbox.com/g/AV7i8hBz0V
May be a repost. If you don’t like it, eat a dick.
Martin, in my dreams, I thought I was looking at Jennifer Lawrence.
I know MET’s over-retouched, but she is still fantastic looking.
Here’s one gallery of another of my favorite girls, and it’s on a site with a ton more MET galleries. NSFW qualifier. Ad qualifier (I’m running so many extensions I’m probably only seeing 1/3 of the “full” page).
Thanks Martin. Have great weekend
She seems nice and has a vast knowledge of wines.
#15 Dammit Sylvia get the hell off my bathroom sink! My toothbrush goes there. Christ, where’s the Windex?
Here is something to clean the mirror off with.
More Lemon Pledge!
Oh number 5, let me climb your caramel mountains of deliciousness and then jackhammer you into a creamy, tawny bowl of flan.
Good description, bad visual.
Speak for yourself.
On the latter. It is a good description.
Love the description. High Five brah!
Eh, I’m not a huge fan of tatted-up dudes, but I’ll allow it.
I think he’s gross. But I also think he probably bats for the other team, so not really my call to make.
Ape, in the spirit of your draft picks: You’ve done a man’s job, sir.
of the pool.
or stay in, whatever.
Why does the gay guy have a pack of cigarettes is his shorts?
You shall be whipped!
9 and13 are my favorites. I’m a sucker for smoking hot chiks in thigh highs. Great sexy Friday Ape.
What about 7 of 9?
Anything with Jeri Ryan is a winner.
That is one of the best “DON’T fucking touch me.” looks I have ever seen.
*Except on the bus.
Images 1 through 6 may very well be the finest 1-6 in the history of Sexy Friday. I laughed, I cried, I came.
I’m a bit dehydrated too.
Someone who would actually make a sammich.
And yes, she will.
And a big ol’ glass of milk!
Is anybody going to the bar?
ME ME ME
Oh, on purpose? Never mind.
Well, the sequester has kicked in. What you think Amanda? I think it’s gonna be a slow burn.
You want to go to a picnic? Well, hope you brought your basket.
Is that miss Seyfried again?
Yes, and ready for a rain storm or if I bumped into here.
I would go to Target more, if…
Don’t leave anybody behind.
on the road.
or on the beach.
Last SF cont’d.
Still dig. Reminds me of that chick Dawn in 1996 just after I got out of the Army. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Moose, remind me what TTE signifies?
The Thread Ender.
As long as I have a flotation device! I want to spend quality time with this person.
On the beach?
Sophisticated you say
Been to these parties
You wouldn’t do it…. but you’d think it.
Goddamn it Mindy, you didn’t have to do it.
Didn’t have to
Nice choice of apparel.
#’s 10 and 12 because they’re all alone.
The first gif reminds me of this girl that used to work in my office that was out for a couple of days. When she came back, she had a bandage on her head. Turns out she was enjoying sexy time with the husband and somehow someway bonked her head on the ceiling fan above their bed. Yes, it was moving.
Been watching the movie Son in Law. Too close to the truth. Need to crack the bottle. Be back.
I’ll take 3 and 15 to vary up the proceedings.
Agree with the peanut gallery, Ape. Fantastic job.
I ain’t scared.
I would like to hear what Miss Teen Delaware thinks about sexy Friday.
She probably has a mouthful on the topic.
I want to apollogize for the previous commment and there was a very strong likelihoood that my twitter account was hacked by facebook terrorists that don’t even know me or my demographic but I disagree with them.
I’m only 5 foot 1″
I wish life could be swedish magazines.
Iggy is far out, man. Far out.
After a weak showing last week, Ape brought it today… Well done, sir.
Blue and green in the street.
How does the bottom stay on?
I knew I should have majored in swimsuit engineering instead of electrical…
Wire and carbon fiber technology.
Electrical? A sparky? Cool!
Old school; from and old perv.
Dear Ms Upton,
I noticed that your Accessorize video lacked any form of pearl necklace. I would like to give you a gift to remedy this oversite. CALL ME!!!!!
Love and splooshes,
Let’s see if this will “load”.
/spins bow tie
Go for it dude!
Spanky; here’s something for your next text.
Keep all arms and legs inside the vehicle until the end of the ride
Needs some pixie dust
Conspiracy theory bullshit
I found Eve!
She looks bored.
Why I don’t watch Downton Abbey
Never was that cool
Wow. Nice ass (and asshole. NSFW)
It’s nice to see a road with not much traffic.
What’s her name.
Leah Thompson. Casual Sex. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byYGWw8XEHA
She also had a sex scene with Tom Cruise in All The Right Moves.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xaw90c_lea-thompson-hot-nude-sex-scene_sexy#.UTQVj6XDTDU (NSFW for nipple)
Thanks; I couldn’t think of it (old). She also had a sitcom for while.
Name five … Oh. Fuck it.
I’ve wanted to fuck her brains out since Back to the Future.
Monella (1998) – a Tinto Brass movie.
Oh. Came across this when I was searching for the source. http://s413.beta.photobucket.com/user/ylva51/media/18%20up%20women%20little%20sexy/tumblr_mhrur8JgqT1r68te4o1_250_zpsd4a136a0.gif.html?sort=6&o=0
Her name is Anna Ammirati, and I wish mainstream American movies showed pink like this Italian film did.
I hear ya; they are PG-13 with torture porn, but nipples or full frontal; THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!
All hail, again.
Nice ass for an Asian.
I’d go Rolling Thunder all over this piece of Vietnam.
Apparently there has been some confusion; so I should post this sign.
Ha! I love my dog, just not like that……..
Is that why I haven’t seen Fek’s posts for a while?
Never trust a scientist when he says “I’ll be in my Lab.”
I don’t know what it is about Sexy Friday (or weekend) I always come back here.
Xenia Deli http://imgbox.com/aby8JKH5
Anyone know who 13 is? I searched the url on google image and found nothing.
Google image search (your friend, really) reveals [dramatic music for contestant type reality show plays loudly]……..
Anybody know who #15 is?
Google image search is your friend.
After viewing the post and the komments i need a sandwich and an 8 hour nap.
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