According to a bunch of running backs from past and present, the NFL has been totally ruined by the new crown rule. Like every other CYA safety move the NFL does to avoid lawsuits, we'll learn to live with it and its enforcement frustrations, and then the NFL will add another awkward change that's so poorly conceived it makes us forget about how bad the previous one was. Repeat until no one likes the league anymore.
Now that I've succeeded in bumming myself out, time to lose myself in my own personal sex attic. On to the sexy!
I want more like this!
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