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By Christmas Ape / 03.08.13

Oh hey, cutesy French video about popular video game characters having sexy time. Of course, if you wanted more graphic depictions of Mario screwing Princess Toadstool, there's a quick Deviant Art search that will give you what you're looking for. I'm good without the nightmares, thanks. Though this video does make me upset that Portal sex isn't a real thing.

Ah well, making do with the real thing in the meantime.

For the ladies/non-traditional male readership

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I want more like this!

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