Terrible Towels Have Nipples, According To Steelers Fan Tattoo
Just What The World Needs: A Documentary About Kickers

Sexy Friday Could Use A Pair Of Portal Guns

By Christmas Ape / 03.08.13
‹ Prev
Next ›
Use your ← → keys to navigate

Oh hey, cutesy French video about popular video game characters having sexy time. Of course, if you wanted more graphic depictions of Mario screwing Princess Toadstool, there's a quick Deviant Art search that will give you what you're looking for. I'm good without the nightmares, thanks. Though this video does make me upset that Portal sex isn't a real thing.

Ah well, making do with the real thing in the meantime.

Pics/GIFs/video via here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here.

Begin Slide Show ›

I want more like this!

Follow Kissing Suzy Kolber on Facebook and get the latest NFL news and humor before everyone else.

View Single Page

Join The Discussion

Join the discussion. Sign Up or