Leopard has a kill streak going! One more and he can call in the UAVs (HARF HARF HARF, Call of Duty jokes). It must doubly suck to be the first wildebeest taken down. Killed in front of all of your buddies, just to be passed over and left for dead when your predator spots a more manageable specimen.
Frankly, wildebeests need to believe in the power of numbers. Sure, one-on-one they aren’t the most capable killers, but if they band together, they could easily take down one measly leopard. Show some pride in the team, wildebeests. It’s been a long time since that win over Mufasa.
I want more like this!
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