Cloaking powers don’t mean sh*t if you can’t fight once your cover is blown. That’s why Morph from the X-Men always died. Just because nature gave you an awesome power of disguise doesn’t mean you can lay down on the job when it comes to KILLING. In the case of this chameleon, it might also help if you stand still when trying to blend with your surroundings. Quit moving around, you stupid chameleon. Happy feet cost you every time.
I want more like this!
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