The Patriots lowballed their gritty little scrapper and now he has left for the slightly less off-puttingly white pastures of Denver, where he’ll become the new Brandon Stokley for Peyton Manning for the next two years, provided Pey-Pey’s neck doesn’t break and Welker stops dropping critical passes in the post-season. New England lost out to Welker on a two-year, $12 million offer from Elway and the Broncos. That’s it. When Belichick is done with you, he’s really done. A lesson many married women have come to know.
In other news, a great cry for Danny Amendola is rising among the people of EDELMAN NATION. “FACK THE TRAITAHH WELKAH, I KNEW HE WAS A SECRET DAHHKKIEEE AWL ALONG!”
Wes Welker is a traitor. Just a product of the system. Could never make the clutch catch. Edelman will fill in nicely.
— Dr. King Schultz (@Dirkard) March 13, 2013
Spoke to someone close to Tom Brady. Beyond enraged at contract details that netted Broncos Wes Welker. “Disgrace””disservice” were used.
— Tom E. Curran (@tomecurran) March 13, 2013
I want more like this!
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