The dumbest arrest of the off-season (to date) belongs to Broncos safety Quinton Carter, who sucks at cheating at craps.
Carter, 24, was arrested late Saturday at the Texas Station casino in North Las Vegas. Security officials reported he was videotaped adding a $5 chip to three bets after the dice already rolled, according to a police report. Carter denied wrongdoing when police arrived.
Carter faces three counts of committing a fraudulent act in a gaming establishment, a felony in Nevada that carries a possible sentence of one to six years in prison and a $10,000 fine. He provided a North Las Vegas address when he was booked at the Clark County jail in Las Vegas and released with a Monday court date.
Carter had all of two tackles in three games last year, so not likely his presence will be direly missed if the team decides to cut ties with him.
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