Name: Björn (Bjoern) Werner
From: Berlin, Germany
Position: 4-3 defensive end
School: Florida State
Favorite Community Episode: Alternative History of the German Invasion (he has terrible taste in Community episodes)
Married: To his high school sweetheart since 2010
How he learned football: 5 on 5 flag football games as a teenager in Germany
How she learned about football: Wikipedia
What he tweets about: David Hasselhoff, obviously.
Bermanism: Ich bin ein pass rusher or something about Björn Borg
Nicest comparison: JJ Watt
Meanest comparison: Any other white passrusher (Long, Kampman, Kerney etc.) without the benefit of a high-end motor
Colorblind analyst comparison: Osi Umenyiora
Strengths: Efficiency in the pass rush and organization against the run
Weaknesses: Getting past Russian tackles
Loved by: Half of the draft analysts
Hated by: The other half of the draft analysts
Totally random picture that pops up in Google Image Search: Bruiser Brody
What the German media says via Google Translate: “Berlin is the defensive end has, with its 125 kilo one main purpose: flat make enemies!”
What he says about himself: From that same article…
The sooner I am taken, the better. Is oriented around the content. It is therefore I do not care, at which club I play. I can make you beautiful to me everywhere.
What scouts are saying:
Where he will go: Nobody knows. Coming into the season he was a potential first rounder. At some point he became a legitimate contender for the top-three. Since then he underwhelmed at the combine, and nobody can seem to agree on anything about him. Some list his motor as a pro, others as a con. Some say his length in an asset, others believe his lack of length will be a hindrance. He could easily go top-15, or slip into the latter parts of the first round. Nobody would be terribly surprised by either outcome. No matter what happens Mel Kiper will be right.
Immediate impact: Tough to say. He’s only played organized football since he was 15, but given his position he could start right away.
Down the road: After careful examination and lots of film study I am betting that he sucks.
I want more like this!
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