Either that, or there was some leftover wallpaper from your snowbird aunt’s dining room, and suddenly Andy Reid had a new shirt for the head coach class photo taken during the NFL meetings in Phoenix. Meanwhile, Mike Shanahan is taking a dump, Marc Trestman brought his finest pedo look and Bill Belichick and Sean Payton are nowhere to be seen. Belichick because he hates the company of others and Payton because he couldn’t be photographed grinding on his lady friend from the Bahamas.

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