Thanks a lot. All you had to do was make a routine play on a desperation heave and Ray Lewis’ farewell holy deer antler stabquest would have ended quietly three weeks ago. But noooooooo, you had to be all out of position and let Jacoby Jones get behind you to score the tying touchdown when the Broncos had the Ravens beat. I would have gladly spent the last few weeks being told that Peyton Manning is a legend and that John Elway is a genius rather than have people explain that Ray Lewis is a hero whose PED use shouldn’t be paid any mind.
Now we have to spend seven months, if not FOREVER, listening to the media invent ways to give that useless old linebacker credit for inspired his team to run for glory. Because he damn sure didn’t do jack sh*t on the field. I hope you and Chris Culliver get chronic anal leakage and have to live in a cave for the rest of your lives because no one will tolerate your smell. Though in the case of Culliver, enough people hate him as it is.
I want more like this!
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