Haha. Get it? Because people fap to this stuff!
I'm so crushed by the end of football season that I can't even work up the energy to put together my usual perfunctory intro to a gallery of sexy people pictures. It's been a rough week and it's gonna be a rough weekend. You might think Pro Bowl weekend would have adequately prepared me for a weekend without football, but it didn't. Not even close. We're gonna be strong, though. We've survived the harsh off-season before and we can do it again. There's no hardship that sedatives and sexytime can't overcome.
I want more like this!
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