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#11…The jiggling. It’s so hypnotic.
Oops. 10. I was distracted.
I don’t know if I just stared at that for fifteen seconds or fifteen hours. Probably seconds, based on the timestamp. But still.
That made me go blind. Or maybe it was the masturbation.
yes Carly Baker, my oh my. My new favorite Octagon girl. She was stunning in her debut on Saturday.
Happy Sexy Friday and Rousey vs Carmouche weekend, gentelmen
Oh, fuck you Imageshack
Kate Upton in Mexico.
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MET – Impegna [imgbox.com]
Andressa something – [imgbox.com]
Jennifer Nicole Lee [imgbox.com]
FYI our Simian Overlord appreciates if you tag NSFW pix as NSFW in the post
Duly noted. I forgot.
The Impegna and Andressa are NSFKSK, and the others have boobs swinging in their holsters (though a couple of JNL show a hint of areola).
The MET girls seems very nice; I bet she makes a great omelette.
Thanks for the stockings. Every little bit counts.
Michelle Williams showering in Take This Waltz
This is the best anything ever.
Best Anal Gifs. Hmm. I wonder what’s in here. [bestanalgifs.tumblr.com]
Super NSFW. Duh.
That is only NSFW if they don’t allow anal or double anal at your work. “Creating a hostile work environment” or some such bull.
Eloise Amberger [imgur.com]
SFW. Olympic Swimmer.
Remarkable balance [imgur.com]
Okay. Have a good weekend y’all.
Holy crap! You do the same, Martin! Thanks!
Yoga pants ass. :^:
#2 completes me.
Even as a gun owner, someone needs to remove #1′s firearm. I’m afraid she’s hiding something…
#2 – What, she can hold an entire clip in her hoo-ha? This is a fargin trick question!
First drink of the weekend paired very nicely with #11. You do yeoman’s work, Great Monkey In The Sky.
is important when you work with people.
Science porn; NSFW (depending on where you work):
Fuck yes. The species must understand in order to survive.
Ugh, Bill Maher.
The focus was not Maher.
Bill Maher ruins everything, including a great statement by a brilliant man who I happen to disagree with on matters of faith.
Meh, not to me; I like his monologue at the beginning of his show and the ‘new rules’ part sometimes. The way the discussions are handled make me change the channel unless someone like ND is on. I take it you are of the conservative bent, if not or if you are middle ground Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell is a much better show and much less irritating IMNHO. I saw that episode and Neil deGrasse Tyson blew everything else out of the water.
Let’s get the cuteness porn out of the way.
When I got home from work I announced to my dog I’m throwing stuff on the grill and will give him sausage because it’s the weekend.
Now here’s the news…
French news castors really keep my attention
I need to get that channel.
A reminder to visit the Daily Kate Upton [www.dailykateupton.com]
Fox seems to deal in skin for the troglodytes
Latest news from the AVN awards
Weather report from Wisconsin courtesy of Alpha Beta Gamma:
In Texas, too! It would take a freezer to recreate that scene here.
OK, I’m just hungry.
Damn that looks good.
Update from Japan. They digitalize things. Good for SF.
Showtime tries harder.
Kristen Bell has a magnificent ass.
K.B. wore waaaaay too many clothes on Deadwood.
Wait … how old was she then?
#not a perv
She was good to go after “Polish Wedding”, so Spanky can spank in peace.
KB nightmare fuel:
Leelee wonders what you are doing in the yard.
Shitter was full!
Way to sexy that up.
First thing that came to mind
It was funny, though.
All day, baby. All day
Who is #6? I must marry her!
Update from Australia
Hey, we’re still mourning South Africa hotness. Show a little respect/tribute.
As you wish
And of course, her
Cougar Town, different from Wichita.
More of a cougar city.
The other nerd star.
Makes my cigarette burn faster
Something burns faster.
Jump in; the water is fine.
If this was Odyssey and she was one of the harpies, I would be dead.
She’s cool. MAYBE
Did she get work done or was it the kid?
Hell if I know
A few years ago, but still a comparison. Just sayin’ if it was work, it’s a shame.
You’re forgetting that certain garments make it seem like there is a lot more there than there really is. I think this is one such garment.
That is more than any push-up bra is capable of; don’t ask me how I know.
P.S. my friends wife had a somewhat similar change after their first kid. It was kinda funny since her wardrobe changed to adapt, like show and tell.
I have a similar reaction.
I’m not sure if this is faked or not; if it isn’t I’d buy that season of MB on DVD (two copies).
He was pretty badass
More from South Africa
Back when she…..
Not fair! Not fair!
Where the hell is that clip from?
Arzu Bazman; I guess from a German TV show. She seams very healthy.
When they rub there legs like that, I’m toast.
Logical argument; bewbs!
Ghostly bewbs whispering?
Those are shouting.
From Red Planet.
The novel about Soviet dominance?
Nicole Kidman’s portrayal of Martha Gellhorn was immaculate.
This page will take forever to load on a phone.
Eva has a nice…. smile.
So it’s not the end of the world.
Had a trans-century infatuation with her in college.
Who is #2? Nice.
Google Image Search really works!
It does!! WHO KNEW?!?!
Right on the side line. Two feet in. A completion.
I forgot about the underboob challenge. Oh well, I concede.
I’m terrible at underboob challenge. I’m too greedy,
Somebody else did the work.
Straight out of Mexico City
Not bad at this, though. More booze…this is the part of the movie where I compromise my decorum and get shot.
Man, there was Tampa, Puerto Rico, Brownsville. It all blends together. I can’t remember.
OK, here’s a “cool story bro!” story. I once was going out with this fine blonde from Dallas and she saw pictures of Mexican women in my house. I think she was jealous about that. When we were in bed and she said, “I know how you like he brown ladies.” Hell, I like women…
What an odd time for her to say that. Pre, post, or during?
That is kinda fucked up. I guess you coulda just responded “Not specifically, I just like tacos.”
Good call. Always seem to find myself involved with crazy.
You and me both, Jimmy, you and me both.
I can usually find someone with things in common.
I think I have a hula hoop in my shorts.
Sounds painful; you should let it straighten out…. unless you are on the bus, don’t ask me how I know.
Spicy work in the kitchen
If I ever win the lottery, I will get a maid just like her.
3000 miles to Graceland bitches…
Must have won something
I liked her.
SO familiar. I gotta Google Image search so I can remember who she is. She looks like a young Joan Collins, though.
Hyapatia Lee. Holy crap that brings back memories!
Weird that I did the search and found out she has multiple personalities with Hyapatia being only one. Talk about confused boner..
Ah… boner memories; thanks 70s and 80s Penthouse!
This here. This works. This is how I found out my nephew wasn’t gay. True story.
Because he likes Robert Rodriguez & Quentin Tarantino?
Nah, that only confused him. Something about Salma Hayek set him straight.
Speaking of different boob sizes; she didn’t need the work. Her hips and nether regions are amazing.
More old school.
I got a chubby, too.
That Carly Baker is good, but I’d also like to present the far far FAR lesser-known actress Carlee Baker. [2.bp.blogspot.com]
Name confusion; the bane of Hollywood.
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